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Old 26-10-2009, 04:21 PM
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Don't know how i stumbled across this.... not sure if it real.... and i dont know whether to laugh or throw up...!

Not for the faint hearted ladies- especially the description....

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Old 26-10-2009, 04:22 PM
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hmmmmmmmm.... no thanks..
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Old 26-10-2009, 04:27 PM
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hmmm... i may be really weird here but i like it... dont think i would do it but like it
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Old 26-10-2009, 04:28 PM
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I've seen it before. It's the kind of thing Hannibal Lector would give you at a baby shower
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Old 26-10-2009, 04:29 PM
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I've seen it before. It's the kind of thing Hannibal Lector would give you at a baby shower

LMFAO hehe
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Old 26-10-2009, 04:29 PM
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I feel a little sick after seeing that.
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Old 26-10-2009, 04:56 PM
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I've seen it before. It's the kind of thing Hannibal Lector would give you at a baby shower
Yeah... Hannibal was the first thing I thought of....not for me thank you very much
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Old 26-10-2009, 05:04 PM
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Ummmm so the teddy bear is actually the placenta??

Or is it inside the teddy bear?

Either way its a bit

I can understand keeping it and planting it or even to an extent the people who eat it but to mold it into a teddy bear

Not for me!
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Ummmm so the teddy bear is actually the placenta??
It's like placenta leather-
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“The placenta must be cut in half and rubbed with sea salt to cure it. After it is dried out, it is treated with an emulsifying mixture of tannin and egg yolk to make it soft and pliable. Then, you craft it into a teddy bear.”
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Old 26-10-2009, 05:33 PM
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I dunno, it might be strangely comforting as a baby to snuggle up to your placenta again .
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